The Socialist Federal Republic of Thialrer is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Elmeskhan Nashkho with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, aversion to nipples, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 7.732 billion Thialrens have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of İq. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Thialren economy, worth 599 trillion thelris a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is 77,511 thelris, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The experimental sculpture "Overtures In Dried Falcon Dung" has been declared a national treasure, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, and the government is spending billions of thelris on helping citizens find spiritual enlightenment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thialrer's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Thialrer is ranked 42,708^th in the world and 2,638^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.6 law-abiding acts per hour.