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The Armed Republic of Third League of New Kent

“Masters of War”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific


Third League of New Kent

Population3.424 billion

LeaderAdolf Trump

CurrencyImperial Credit
AnimalJade Wolf

The Armed Republic of Third League of New Kent is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Adolf Trump with an iron fist, and remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 3.424 billion Third League of New Kentians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuat. The average income tax rate is 69.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Third League of New Kentian economy, worth 494 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 144,402 Imperial Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and the nation is automatically assumed to be the source of all unmarked weapons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third League of New Kent's national animal is the Jade Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Third League of New Kent is ranked 107,682nd in the world and 4,426th in the South Pacific for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,387.5 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,199thMost Influential: 2,226thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,656thMost Secular: 2,823rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,029thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,048thMost Authoritarian: 6,898thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,037thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7,198thLargest Mining Sector: 8,474thLargest Black Market: 8,647thMost Corrupt Governments: 9,650thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 10,565thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,492ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,832ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,443rdMost Conservative: 13,717thHealthiest Citizens: 13,774thHighest Average Incomes: 14,799thLargest Governments: 18,052ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,609thMost Extreme: 20,349thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,642nd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 94th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 94th in the regionMost Secular: 115th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 136th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 180th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 228th in the regionLargest Black Market: 245th in the regionMost Influential: 254th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 297th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 332nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 336th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 357th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 366th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 381st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 401st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 404th in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 427th in the regionLargest Governments: 494th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 494th in the regionMost Stationary: 524th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 549th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 587th in the regionMost Extreme: 613th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 614th in the regionLargest Populations: 704th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 766th in the regionMost Conservative: 769th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 777th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 837th in the region

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