“Masters of War”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Regional Influence: Page
Location: the South Pacific
The Armed Republic of Third League of New Kent is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Adolf Trump with an iron fist, and notable for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.511 billion Third League of New Kentians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kuat. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The thriving Third League of New Kentian economy, worth 183 trillion Imperial Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 121,768 Imperial Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins, and every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Third League of New Kent's national animal is the Jade Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Third League of New Kent's influence in The South Pacific rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Queendom of Solega.
- : Following new legislation in Third League of New Kent, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
- : Following new legislation in Third League of New Kent, strange looking men with big red noses are found hiding behind bushes and inside dustbins.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Space Pirate Empire of New Briantown.
- : Following new legislation in Third League of New Kent, it is illegal to carry an umbrella when the official weather forecast predicts a sunny day.
- : Following new legislation in Third League of New Kent, property owners are terrified of pigeons nesting in their buildings.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Grand Duchy of Upper Tyrconnel.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Wolf Lord of Vincent Field.
- : Third League of New Kent was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Choodox.
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