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The Holy Republic of Thirteen Isles

“No Weapon Formed Against Us Shall Prosper”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Federation of Conservative Nations

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Thirteen Isles

Population585 million

CapitalColumbia

CurrencyCinquenaire
AnimalUnicorn

The Holy Republic of Thirteen Isles is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its closed borders, public floggings, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 585 million Islemen are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Columbia. The average income tax rate is 68.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thirteen Islesian economy, worth 49.2 trillion Cinquenaires a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 84,153 Cinquenaires, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

A well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate, Jennifer Government is banned, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, and the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thirteen Isles's national animal is the Unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Thirteen Isles is ranked 123,836th in the world and 194th in Federation of Conservative Nations for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,424.2 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,403rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,136thMost Devout: 5,138thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,985thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,231stMost Corrupt Governments: 12,008thMost Advanced Public Transport: 13,030thLowest Crime Rates: 15,991stMost Cultured: 16,696thMost Influential: 18,073rd
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 19th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thirteen Isles, the climate agreement has actually increased the volume of hot air in the atmosphere.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirteen Isles, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirteen Isles, Jennifer Government is banned.
  • : Thirteen Isles was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Education.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirteen Isles, a well-funded social safety net protects the unfortunate.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirteen Isles, there'll be no comeback tour for many former boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Thirteen Isles, citizens' names are redacted on their IDs for national security.
  • : Thirteen Isles voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn This Game".
  • : Following new legislation in Thirteen Isles, truancy officers have a hard time catching children trained in advanced camouflage skills.
  • : Thirteen Isles changed its national nation type to "Holy Republic".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 8 » Scaffodin, Mietkael, The Greysonian Empire, Prodstrazka, Libervalley, Otira, Viridus, and Northern Great Republic.

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