Category: Psychotic Dictatorship | ||
Civil Rights: Rare |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Hatchling
Location: the Rejected Realms
Population | 5.791 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Lion |
The Republic of Thorn48 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 5.791 billion Thorn48ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 86.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Thorn48ian economy, worth 731 trillion Euros a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 126,341 Euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
It can be a real jungle in a modern courtroom, hell hath no fury like an ocean scorned, the "feminist protest" defence is increasingly common for cases of armed robbery, and old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn48's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Thorn48 is ranked 259,216th in the world and 5,428th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,308.78 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thorn48's influence in The Rejected Realms rose from "Zero" to "Hatchling".
- : The Opressed Tribal Lands of WeEkliNgz dismissed Thorn48 as thorn1000 of Island Continent.
- : Thorn48 relocated from Island Continent to The Rejected Realms.
- : Thorn48 was ejected and banned from Island Continent by The Opressed Tribal Lands of WeEkliNgz.
- : Thorn48's influence in Island Continent rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
- : Thorn48's influence in Island Continent rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Envoy".
- : Thorn48's influence in Island Continent rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Thorn48 proposed constructing embassies between Island Continent and The Brotherhood of Malice.
- : Thorn48 rejected a request from One big Island for an embassy with Island Continent.
- : Thorn48 set the regional banner of Island Continent.