Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Few |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Handshaker
Location: The Duck Union
Population | 4.643 billion |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Lion |
The Republic of Thorn61 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.643 billion Thorn61ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 84.5%.
The frighteningly efficient Thorn61ian economy, worth 668 trillion Euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 144,027 Euros, with the richest citizens earning 6.6 times as much as the poorest.
Thorn61ians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, it is typical to be greeted by a string of curse words in Thorn61ian restaurants, political visitors are forced to stop ten paces from Leader's throne, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thorn61's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Thorn61 is ranked 291,003rd in the world and 3rd in The Duck Union for Most Stationary, with 2.781769053 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Thorn61's influence in The Duck Union rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
- : Thorn61's influence in The Duck Union rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
- : Thorn61's influence in The Duck Union rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
- : Thorn61's influence in The Duck Union rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Thorn61 resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Thorn61's influence in The Duck Union rose from "Zero" to "Squire".
- : Thorn61 relocated from Suspicious to The Duck Union.
- : Thorn61 endorsed The Aerobic capacity test of The Fitnessgram Pacer Test.
- : Thorn61 was admitted to the World Assembly.
- : Thorn61 relocated from NeoMajestia to Suspicious.