Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Unheard Of |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: Forest
Population | 23.292 billion |
Capital | Jensigaršr |
Leader | Marie III |
Faith | Medieval roman catholicism |
Currency | Golden crown |
Animal | bear |
The Queendom of Thorvel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marie III with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.292 billion Thorvelers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Social Policy and Healthcare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jensigaršr. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Thorveler economy, worth a remarkable 4,766 trillion Golden crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,659 Golden crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
A nation-wide cull of bears is in effect, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, aides are afraid to ask if Marie III wants a cup of tea or coffee, and human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thorvel's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Medieval roman catholicism.
Thorvel is ranked 333,916th in the world and 329th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -40.37 on the Societal Mobility Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, aides are afraid to ask if Marie III wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, a nation-wide cull of bears is in effect.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, city mayors have to get permission from parliament to take a vacation day.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
- : Following new legislation in Thorvel, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.