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The Queendom of Thorvel

“In the name of God, On guard !” Marie III

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Forest

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Thorvel

Population23.292 billion

CapitalJensigaršr
LeaderMarie III
FaithMedieval roman catholicism

CurrencyGolden crown
Animalbear

The Queendom of Thorvel is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Marie III with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, triple-decker prams, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.292 billion Thorvelers are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The minute, corrupt, moralistic government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Administration, with Social Policy and Healthcare not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jensigaršr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Thorveler economy, worth a remarkable 4,766 trillion Golden crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture, Cheese Exports, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 204,659 Golden crowns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

A nation-wide cull of bears is in effect, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, aides are afraid to ask if Marie III wants a cup of tea or coffee, and human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Thorvel's national animal is the bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Medieval roman catholicism.

Thorvel is ranked 333,916th in the world and 329th in Forest for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring -40.37 on the Societal Mobility Rating.

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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1stLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6thMost Devout: 8thMost Primitive: 13thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 136thFattest Citizens: 174thBest Weather: 292ndMost Beautiful Environments: 389thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 535thMost Cultured: 648thMost Patriotic: 1,191stHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,642ndRudest Citizens: 1,718thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,286thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 3,908thMost Efficient Economies: 4,766thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,898thLargest Black Market: 7,504thMost Stationary: 8,932ndMost Influential: 10,295thHighest Average Incomes: 10,375thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,497thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,614thLargest Populations: 13,372ndMost Conservative: 15,844thTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 18,760thMost Armed: 23,435thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 26,058thMost Valuable International Artwork: 30,249thLowest Crime Rates: 30,863rd
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionMost Patriotic: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 11th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 12th in the regionBest Weather: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 16th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 16th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 21st in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rd in the regionMost Armed: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionLargest Populations: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, human resources employees have time for hobbies as harassment is designated "high praise".
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, aides are afraid to ask if Marie III wants a cup of tea or coffee.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, a nation-wide cull of bears is in effect.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, the police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, group photos of the members of parliament are often mistaken for family reunions.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, city mayors have to get permission from parliament to take a vacation day.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, translators have been hired to deal with the varying regional accents during national political debates.
  • : Following new legislation in Thorvel, satellite images show safe electoral constituencies in complete darkness.

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