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The Ancient Nazerite of Thou hast

“I like to hear your reaction when I send you a telegram” Jesus' Telegrams

Category: Capitalist Paradise
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Thriving
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Penguia

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Thou hast

Population14.407 billion

CapitalJerusalem's Telegrams
LeaderJesus' Telegrams
FaithHeaven's Telegrams

CurrencyTalent
AnimalLion

The Ancient Nazerite of Thou hast is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Jesus' Telegrams with an even hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.407 billion Thou hast some telegrams are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem's Telegrams. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.

The thriving Thou hast a telegram economy, worth 883 trillion Talents a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 61,299 Talents, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 357,846 per year while the poor average 4,940, a ratio of 72.4 to 1.

Rude retail employees are now even ruder homeless panhandlers, there has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, mandatory electronic currency is a boon for credit card companies and government surveillance, and Heaven's Telegrams has been named as Thou hast's national religion. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Thou hast's national animal is the Lion and its national religion is Heaven's Telegrams.

Thou hast is ranked 9,994th in the world and 3rd in Penguia for Most Stationary, with 2,347.25726858772 days.

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Highest Crime Rates: 7,853rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 8,419thMost Stationary: 9,994thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 13,560thTop
10%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 19,458thLargest Mining Sector: 21,069thMost Influential: 21,082ndMost Pro-Market: 24,227thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 26,808thLargest Populations: 28,079th
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Most Pro-Market: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionTop
5%
Most Avoided: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 6th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 7th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 7th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Armed: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 9th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 10th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 10th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionMost Cultured: 14th in the regionNudest: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionFattest Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 17th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 19th in the regionMost Politically Free: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionMost Secular: 24th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 26th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 28th in the regionMost Extreme: 32nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thou hast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Thou hast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Thou hast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Thou hast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Thou hast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Thou hast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Thou hast was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Thou hast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
  • : Thou hast was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
  • : Thou hast was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector.

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