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The Confederation of Thuringia Reich

“Of The People! By The People! For The People! Eagle!!” Abra Ham Burger

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms


Thuringia Reich

Population5.326 billion

LeaderAbra Ham Burger


The Confederation of Thuringia Reich is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Abra Ham Burger with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, humorless population of 5.326 billion Persians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agrabah-Periferia. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming persia economy, worth 501 trillion US-Thalers a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 94,246 US-Thalers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Agrabah-Periferia, and mandatory spouse selection pairs elderly apparatchiki with stunningly beautiful supermodels. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thuringia Reich's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Pastafarianism.

Thuringia Reich is ranked 92,786th in the world and 2,897th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,326.03 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Secular: 1,904thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,955thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,417thBest Weather: 3,682ndSafest: 4,288thMost Pacifist: 4,319thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,452ndMost Influential: 4,714thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,007thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,491stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,943rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,973rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,733rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,642ndMost Advanced Public Education: 8,050thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,763rdHealthiest Citizens: 8,870thLowest Crime Rates: 9,253rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,066thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,598thTop
Largest Governments: 13,513thNicest Citizens: 17,015thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,423rdSmartest Citizens: 18,616thMost Cultured: 18,670thMost Income Equality: 19,079thMost Developed: 20,303rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 21,277th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 41st in the regionMost Influential: 42nd in the regionMost Secular: 70th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 90th in the regionMost Pacifist: 97th in the regionSafest: 100th in the regionBest Weather: 106th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 143rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 155th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 194th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 209th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 210th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 221st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 224th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 245th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 249th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 253rd in the regionNicest Citizens: 294th in the regionMost Cultured: 373rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 380th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 391st in the regionLargest Governments: 394th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 436th in the regionMost Developed: 448th in the regionMost Stationary: 458th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 522nd in the regionMost Income Equality: 525th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 660th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 683rd in the region

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