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The Proud motherland of Thyaclinia

“It's pronounced Th-eye-la-sea-knee-a!” some guy idk

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
All-Consuming
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Nipper

Location: Osiris

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Thyaclinia

Population3.387 billion

CapitalCatalinia
Leadersome guy idk
Faiththe church of flying spaghetti monster

CurrencyScioxian dollar
Animalthylacine

The Proud motherland of Thyaclinia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by some guy idk with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 3.387 billion Thylacinians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large government is primarily concerned with Education, although Environment, Administration, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catalinia. The average income tax rate is 63.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Thyaclinian economy, worth 302 trillion Scioxian dollars a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 89,180 Scioxian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Thyaclinia's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, books are so highly regarded in Thyaclinia that libraries are often revered as holy shrines, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society, and getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Thyaclinia's national animal is the thylacine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the church of flying spaghetti monster.

Thyaclinia is ranked 171,671st in the world and 6,287th in Osiris for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -4.56 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.

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Most Pacifist: 9,645thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 10,672ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,299thHealthiest Citizens: 11,594thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,195thMost Rebellious Youth: 12,461stLongest Average Lifespans: 14,773rdSafest: 14,903rdSmartest Citizens: 15,971stMost Developed: 17,285thMost Secular: 18,417thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,761stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,837thRudest Citizens: 19,074thHighest Poor Incomes: 20,359thMost Inclusive: 20,837th
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 343rd in the regionTop
10%
Most Pacifist: 489th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 528th in the regionRudest Citizens: 541st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 654th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 669th in the regionSafest: 744th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Thyaclinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 10% for Best Weather.
  • : Thyaclinia's influence in Osiris rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
  • : Thyaclinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Thyaclinia's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Thyaclinia's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Thyaclinia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Healthiest Citizens, Most Advanced Public Education, Most Pacifist, and Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Thyaclinia's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Following new legislation in Thyaclinia, getting milk from the local corner store no longer requires donning advanced hiking gear.
  • : Following new legislation in Thyaclinia, unemployed youngsters trained to kill are being released en masse into society.
  • : Thyaclinia was reclassified from "New York Times Democracy" to "Civil Rights Lovefest".

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