The Republic of Ti-yor is a colossal, genial nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.816 billion Ti-yorians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ti-yor City. The average income tax rate is 63.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ti-yorian economy, worth 673 trillion moos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Soda Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,766 moos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, large areas of Ti-yor are not accessible by the public, and foreign workers are flooding in as moos flood out. Crime is totally unknown. Ti-yor's national animal is the polar bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ti-yor is ranked 43,616^th in the world and 130^th in Europe for Nudest, with 215.75 cheeks per square mile.