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The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso

“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Cheese

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Tierra del Queso

Population35.614 billion

CapitalTierra del Queso City
LeaderJoe Schmo

Currencycheese wedge
Animalcow

The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Joe Schmo with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 35.614 billion Tierra del Quesoans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tierra del Queso City. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tierra del Quesoan economy, worth an astonishing 11,090 trillion cheese wedges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 311,395 cheese wedges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event, and organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region. Crime is totally unknown. Tierra del Queso's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tierra del Queso is ranked 160,869th in the world and 5th in Cheese for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -67.45 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndNicest Citizens: 8thLargest Publishing Industry: 10thHealthiest Citizens: 13thMost Rebellious Youth: 15thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 16thMost Pacifist: 21stMost Compassionate Citizens: 21stSmartest Citizens: 28thMost Developed: 48thLeast Corrupt Governments: 55thBest Weather: 56thLongest Average Lifespans: 61stMost Cultured: 62ndLargest Populations: 104thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 115thSafest: 150thMost Beautiful Environments: 178thHighest Economic Output: 257thHighest Poor Incomes: 291stMost Inclusive: 490thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 604thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 731stLargest Governments: 1,001stHighest Average Incomes: 1,359thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,437thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,578thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,609thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 1,684thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,824thMost Stationary: 1,940thMost Efficient Economies: 1,994thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,166thLowest Crime Rates: 2,332ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,758thMost Influential: 4,245thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,984thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,272ndNudest: 7,977thTop
10%
Most Income Equality: 9,783rdMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,047thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 15,122nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, organ donation rates are among the lowest in the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, the 'kind of scrawny' 500 meter hurdle is a popular event.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Tierra del Queso was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Tierra del Queso's influence in Cheese rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, children are raised bilingual from an early age.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, tradesmen will knock 10% off their fees if customers pay cash.

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