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The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso

“Just like France, without the snotty demeanor.”

Category: Scandinavian Liberal Paradise
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Hegemony

Location: Cheese

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Tierra del Queso

Population46.071 billion

CapitalTierra del Queso City
LeaderJoe Schmo

Currencycheese wedge
Animalcow

The Commonwealth of Tierra del Queso is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Schmo with a fair hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 46.071 billion Tierra del Quesoans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tierra del Queso City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tierra del Quesoan economy, worth an astonishing 14,610 trillion cheese wedges a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 317,120 cheese wedges, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tierra del Queso's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents, in a fit of passion Joe Schmo has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions, and a government program is underway to revitalize Tierra del Queso's beaches. Crime is totally unknown. Tierra del Queso's national animal is the cow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tierra del Queso is ranked 1,368th in the world and 1st in Cheese for Most Stationary, with 4,359.70554312 days.

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1%
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2ndLargest Publishing Industry: 7thMost Rebellious Youth: 15thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 26thHealthiest Citizens: 31stMost Pacifist: 32ndNicest Citizens: 33rdMost Developed: 48thLongest Average Lifespans: 55thLargest Populations: 59thMost Compassionate Citizens: 70thSmartest Citizens: 77thLeast Corrupt Governments: 82ndBest Weather: 113thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 151stMost Cultured: 157thSafest: 200thMost Beautiful Environments: 256thHighest Food Quality: 314thHighest Economic Output: 341stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 621stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 661stHighest Poor Incomes: 885thMost Inclusive: 982ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,291stMost Stationary: 1,368thLargest Governments: 1,381stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,481stHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,706thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,730thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,782ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,011thHighest Average Incomes: 2,435thLowest Crime Rates: 2,826thTop
5%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,405thMost Influential: 4,644thMost Efficient Economies: 7,581stLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,225thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,301stTop
10%
Most Secular: 17,231stMost Income Equality: 17,986thNudest: 18,632ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,951stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,625th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, a government program is underway to revitalize Tierra del Queso's beaches.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Tierra del Queso was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Scandinavian Liberal Paradise".
  • : Tierra del Queso's influence in Cheese rose from "Dominator" to "Hegemony".
  • : Tierra del Queso was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, in a fit of passion Joe Schmo has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, Tierra del Queso's soft-touch approach to diplomacy has made it known as the 'push-over' of the region.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Tierra del Queso, in a fit of passion Joe Schmo has shredded thirty years' worth of petitions.

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