The 🕰🎞🪞⛲️ of Tiforeia is a massive, safe nation, notable for its daily referendums, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 2.303 billion Tiforeians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.9%.

The Tiforeian economy, worth 107 trillion Sugar cubeses a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,884 Sugar cubeses, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Gun ownership is compulsory, the average person needs three full-time jobs just to get by, parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, and the industries of Tiforeia are coughing all the way to the bank. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tiforeia's national animal is the Dormouse.

Tiforeia is ranked 300,895^th in the world and 5^th in The Heart Shaped Duck Pond for Nudest, with 16.5 cheeks per square mile.