The Military State of Tigslarlowducken is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Glen Miller with an even hand, and renowned for its infamous sell-swords, anti-smoking policies, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 7.655 billion Tigslarlowduckenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Encever. The average income tax rate is 91.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tigslarlowduckenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,300 trillion Bullets a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 169,903 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reporters often lose their jobs over fact-checking errors, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive, organisations with 800 in their phone number are often raided by special forces, and graverobbers claim they're acting within the interest of 'scientific preservation'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tigslarlowducken's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is h.

Tigslarlowducken is ranked 13,914^th in the world and 5^th in Force for Highest Economic Output, with 1,300 trillion Standard Monetary Units.