The Military State of Tigslarlowducken is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Glen Miller with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed population of 5.982 billion Tigslarlowduckenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Encever. The average income tax rate is 87.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tigslarlowduckenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,014 trillion Bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 169,642 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has begun breaking all large businesses into thousands of mom-and-pop general stores, frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant, war vets look after war animals, and airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tigslarlowducken's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Tigslarlowducken is ranked 7,783^rd in the world and 10^th in Force for Most Developed, scoring 91.27 on the Human Development Index.