The Federalist States of Tigslarlowducken is a massive, safe nation, renowned for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed population of 4.2 billion Tigslarlowduckenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Encever. The average income tax rate is 80.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tigslarlowduckenian economy, worth 701 trillion Bullets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 166,921 Bullets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Health inspectors are seen eating black truffle fondue with their bottled water, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, dealers go from pushing drugs to pushing up daisies, and the government supplies ragtag bands of resistance fighters in exchange for vague promises of future payment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tigslarlowducken's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Tigslarlowducken is ranked 58,105^th in the world and 32^nd in Force for Most Stationary, with 149.03252267468 Days.