Category: Libertarian Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Superb |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Few |
Regional Influence: Squire
Location: Forest
Population | 9.471 billion |
Capital | Hantos City |
Leader | Matildnéni |
Faith | Matildizmus |
Currency | Pengő |
Animal | Cattle |
The Green Land of Tildalandia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Matildnéni with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 9.471 billion family members are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantos City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Tildalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Pengős a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,967 Pengős, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Supervisors in Tildalandia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime is totally unknown. Tildalandia's national animal is the Cattle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Matildizmus.
Tildalandia is ranked 298,500th in the world and 246th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -316.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tildalandia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Regarding Artificial Islands".
- : Tildalandia endorsed The Green Otters' State of Garbelia.
- : Tildalandia endorsed The Workers-Ecological State of Psuke.
- : Tildalandia was endorsed by The Workers-Ecological State of Psuke.
- : Tildalandia was endorsed by The Green Otters' State of Garbelia.
- : Tildalandia was struck by a Mk II (Sterilizer) Cure Missile from The Pink Holy Lucky Christmas of Atsvea, curing 279 million infected.
- : Tildalandia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Tildalandia voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Bail Conditions Arrangements"".
- : Tildalandia endorsed The Pacific Alpine Commonwealth of Mount Seymour.
- : Tildalandia endorsed The Nostalgic Halcyon of Azure Mines.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 47 » Prusmia, Verdant Haven, Love and Nature, Fartsniffage, Ecologist Hegemony, Nordustra, Canaltia, Ransium, Rhodevus, Ziotah and Riverside, Three Creeks, Republik Hintonia, Lura, Atsvea, Eryndlynd, Chilledsville, Taco Respublic, Democratic Republic of Cacusia, Zerphen, Forest Virginia, Effazio, Cuillin, Candlewhisper Archive, Caterasia, Kawastyselir, The Black Forrest, Alcantaria, Tscharva, The Cypher Nine, Novian Republics, Saint Dolmance, Ownzone, Ypogegrammeni, York Zionia, ProForestation, McClandia Doge 2, Bilsa, Blue Nagia, Kannap, Terrabod, Hyon Delta, The Realizer, Mount Seymour, Azure Mines, Furilisca, Garbelia, and Psuke.