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The Green Land of Tildalandia

“Work hard, earn hard!” Matildnéni

Category: Libertarian Police State
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Forest

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Tildalandia

Population9.471 billion

CapitalHantos City
LeaderMatildnéni
FaithMatildizmus

CurrencyPengő
AnimalCattle

The Green Land of Tildalandia is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Matildnéni with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 9.471 billion family members are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hantos City. The average income tax rate is 72.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tildalandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,609 trillion Pengős a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,967 Pengős, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Supervisors in Tildalandia commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, tax revenue is often intercepted by international accountants before ever seeing the national treasury, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, and the best defense is a good fence. Crime is totally unknown. Tildalandia's national animal is the Cattle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Matildizmus.

Tildalandia is ranked 298,500th in the world and 246th in Forest for Most Primitive, scoring -316.2 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

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Most Cheerful Citizens: 1,355thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,283rdBest Weather: 2,310thTop
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Most Influential: 3,208thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 3,800thNicest Citizens: 3,992ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,128thMost Rebellious Youth: 4,646thLargest Retail Industry: 4,780thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,206thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,601stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,679thMost Inclusive: 7,498thMost Pacifist: 7,919thHighest Food Quality: 8,460thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,277thMost Developed: 9,980thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,193rdLargest Publishing Industry: 11,093rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 11,841stSmartest Citizens: 11,993rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,713thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,731stMost Secular: 15,320thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 17,087thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,312thHighest Average Incomes: 17,685thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,824thHighest Economic Output: 18,353rdLargest Governments: 18,611thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,675thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19,998thMost Cultured: 25,128thHealthiest Citizens: 26,729thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 26,784thLargest Black Market: 27,146th
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Largest Retail Industry: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 30th in the region

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