The Federation of Tilga Landscape Conservation Area is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its smutty television, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical, devout population of 1.137 billion Tilga Landscape Conservation Areans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Tilga Landscape Conservation Arean economy, worth 87.5 trillion gambles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,997 gambles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists, supervisors in Tilga Landscape Conservation Area commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tilga Landscape Conservation Area's national animal is the gamble, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tilga Landscape Conservation Area is ranked 254,126^th in the world and 134^th in Protected Landscapes of Estonia for Largest Black Market, with 123 billion Standard Monetary Units.