The Commonwealth of Tillaania is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jon Nakinnian with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, complete lack of prisons, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 5.94 billion Tillaanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Eliasson. The average income tax rate is 64.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Tillaanian economy, worth 842 trillion parrs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 141,782 parrs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Restaurateurs put a lot of effort into persuading customers to accept wafer-thin mints, business ambassadors offer bong tokes to foreign leaders, Jon Nakinnian's office is running a trade deficit of midnight oil, and exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tillaania's national animal is the parrot, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dunchinianity.

Tillaania is ranked 70,694^th in the world and 63^rd in Lands End for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.