Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Very Good |
Economy: Powerhouse |
Political Freedoms: Average |
Regional Influence: Ambassador
Location: The Drago Den
Population | 4.086 billion |
Capital | Hamilton |
Leader | Ron Joyce |
Faith | Double Double |
Currency | Timbit |
Animal | Polar Bear |
The Corporate Monopoly of Tim Hortonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ron Joyce with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.086 billion Tim Hortonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The powerhouse Tim Hortonian economy, worth 322 trillion Timbits a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,990 Timbits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, Ron Joyce has just been declared ruler of Tim Hortonia in an international press conference, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and Double Double has been named as Tim Hortonia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim Hortonia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Double Double.
Tim Hortonia is ranked 173,578th in the world and 7th in The Drago Den for Most Stationary, with 91.2415388276 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tim Hortonia's influence in The Drago Den rose from "Duckspeaker" to "Ambassador".
- : Tim Hortonia's influence in The Drago Den rose from "Truckler" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Tim Hortonia's influence in The Drago Den fell from "Handshaker" to "Truckler".
- : Tim Hortonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured.
- : Tim Hortonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Tim Hortonia's influence in The Drago Den fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Tim Hortonia's influence in The Drago Den rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Tim Hortonia's influence in The Drago Den fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Tim Hortonia's influence in The Drago Den rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Tim Hortonia's influence in The Drago Den fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".