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The Corporate Monopoly of Tim Hortonia

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Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Ambassador

Location: The Drago Den

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Tim Hortonia

Population4.086 billion

CapitalHamilton
LeaderRon Joyce
FaithDouble Double

CurrencyTimbit
AnimalPolar Bear

The Corporate Monopoly of Tim Hortonia is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ron Joyce with an even hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 4.086 billion Tim Hortonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hamilton. The average income tax rate is 49.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tim Hortonian economy, worth 322 trillion Timbits a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 78,990 Timbits, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cyber-crime and tin-foil hat sales are both increasing at record rates, Ron Joyce has just been declared ruler of Tim Hortonia in an international press conference, the government is in utter turmoil following the recent abolishment of the tax code, and Double Double has been named as Tim Hortonia's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tim Hortonia's national animal is the Polar Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Double Double.

Tim Hortonia is ranked 173,578th in the world and 7th in The Drago Den for Most Stationary, with 91.2415388276 days.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 11,671stTop
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Safest: 16,249thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,615thMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,989thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 24,157thHighest Food Quality: 25,197thMost Inclusive: 26,094thNicest Citizens: 27,728th
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Most Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionNudest: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 5th in the regionBest Weather: 5th in the regionMost Average: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Stationary: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the region

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