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The Fielzão of Timao

“Timão Eô!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Proletariat Coalition

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Timao

Population34.214 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 34.214 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,527 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 249,248 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, and Timao is notorious for its citizens' infidelity. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 205,614th in the world and 5th in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -89.09 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4thMost Beautiful Environments: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4thSmartest Citizens: 5thLargest Governments: 5thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5thBest Weather: 7thMost Pacifist: 7thNicest Citizens: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thMost Advanced Public Education: 13thMost Compassionate Citizens: 14thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20thMost Advanced Public Transport: 23rdMost Inclusive: 25thMost Rebellious Youth: 27thLargest Welfare Programs: 27thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 40thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 52ndMost Cultured: 62ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 80thLowest Crime Rates: 80thLeast Corrupt Governments: 89thMost Scientifically Advanced: 223rdMost Stationary: 238thSafest: 364thHighest Economic Output: 597thLargest Populations: 1,052ndHighest Poor Incomes: 1,153rdMost Influential: 1,444thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 3,427thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,095thTop
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Most Secular: 11,868thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,810thMost Subsidized Industry: 19,039th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, Timao is notorious for its citizens' infidelity.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, family isn't who you're born with but who you abandon in foreign countries.
  • : Timao was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, suspicious glow-in-the-dark wasps remain a source of terror and awe.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Timaoan bee.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, crime is on the rise as DNA sampling has been all but outlawed.
  • : Timao voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Condemn ravana".

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