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The Fielzão of Timao

“Timão Eô!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Fair
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Proletariat Coalition

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Timao

Population31.884 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

Currencyfifa club world cup
Animalhawk

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and renowned for its national health service, rampant corporate plagiarism, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 31.884 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 6,868 trillion fifa club world cups a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 215,411 fifa club world cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, and the nation has nearly as many history museums as Corinthians. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 160,891st in the world and 5th in The Proletariat Coalition for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -86.97 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdLongest Average Lifespans: 3rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 4thLargest Governments: 6thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6thBest Weather: 7thMost Pacifist: 8thSmartest Citizens: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9thNicest Citizens: 10thMost Compassionate Citizens: 15thMost Advanced Public Education: 20thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 25thMost Rebellious Youth: 34thMost Inclusive: 35thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 35thMost Advanced Public Transport: 39thLargest Welfare Programs: 41stMost Cultured: 60thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 73rdLowest Crime Rates: 83rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 108thLeast Corrupt Governments: 127thMost Stationary: 247thSafest: 465thHighest Economic Output: 748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 857thLargest Populations: 1,089thMost Influential: 1,164thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,463rdTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 4,535thTop
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Most Devout: 8,753rdNudest: 12,904thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 13,468thMost Income Equality: 15,942nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Corinthians.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, territories have the right to secede if they aren't happy.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, cosmopolitan citizens ask what their countries can do for them.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, terrorists are on a first name basis with the officials that stamp their passports.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, mollycoddled youths run the country.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, burning twigs to keep warm while lost in the wild is now a felony.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, any body part that can be cut off a person is no longer considered to be their property.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, government ministers sport new billboards that read 'Will Trade Votes for Private Members' Bill Support'.

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