The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, state-planned economy, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.799 billion Corinthians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The gigantic but underdeveloped Timaoan economy, worth an astonishing 10,910 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 249,101 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, centuries-old marble buildings are being torn down and replaced with corrugated steel wind tunnels, and old people living in plastic bubbles complain about a new type of social isolation. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 155,065^th in the world and 4^th in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Extreme, scoring 18.6 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.