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The Fielzão of Timao

“Timão Eô!”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Proletariat Coalition

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Timao

Population38.33 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 38.33 billion Corinthians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,745 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 228,168 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets, and Timao successfully hosted the The Proletariat Coalition Olympics. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 30,092nd in the world and 4th in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Income Equality, scoring 71.48 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdNicest Citizens: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 6thMost Beautiful Environments: 6thBest Weather: 8thHighest Food Quality: 9thMost Pacifist: 10thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15thSmartest Citizens: 17thMost Rebellious Youth: 17thHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rdMost Inclusive: 28thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 51stMost Cultured: 58thMost Valuable International Artwork: 60thLargest Governments: 66thLeast Corrupt Governments: 77thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 160thMost Advanced Public Education: 177thLargest Welfare Programs: 190thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 208thMost Stationary: 223rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 293rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 304thSafest: 332ndMost Secular: 408thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 472ndHighest Economic Output: 820thLargest Populations: 993rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,007thLowest Crime Rates: 1,041stMost Influential: 1,685thHighest Poor Incomes: 2,266thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 5,147thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,478thMost Subsidized Industry: 20,418thHighest Drug Use: 23,964th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, Timao successfully hosted the The Proletariat Coalition Olympics.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, park rangers struggle to deal with a rash of stolen pic-a-nic baskets.
  • : Timao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Crime Victims' Rights Act".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, politicians can't accept birthday presents from their own children.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, legislators must raise their hands if they want to speak.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Timaoan officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the government recently donated a surfboard to an impoverished family in a landlocked region.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the weather in Itaquerão is always 'pigeons with a chance of droppings'.
  • : Timao was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the big red machine has ground to a halt.

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