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The Fielzão of Timao

“Timão Eô!”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Reasonable
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Power

Location: The Proletariat Coalition

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Timao

Population36.255 billion

CapitalItaquerão
LeaderFofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto
FaithCoringão

CurrencyFifa Club World Cup
AnimalGavião

The Fielzão of Timao is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 36.255 billion Corinthians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Itaquerão. The income tax rate is 100%.

The enormous but inefficient Timaoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,345 trillion Fifa Club World Cups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry. Average income is an amazing 230,197 Fifa Club World Cups, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, lottery winners spend most of their money on security, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, and Corinthians struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon. Crime is totally unknown. Timao's national animal is the Gavião, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Coringão.

Timao is ranked 26,769th in the world and 1st in The Proletariat Coalition for Most Developed, scoring 77.48 on the Human Development Index.

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Healthiest Citizens: 3rdMost Beautiful Environments: 6thLongest Average Lifespans: 6thNicest Citizens: 7thBest Weather: 8thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10thMost Pacifist: 10thHighest Food Quality: 11thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11thSmartest Citizens: 19thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 19thMost Rebellious Youth: 20thMost Valuable International Artwork: 29thHighest Average Tax Rates: 32ndMost Inclusive: 38thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 56thMost Cultured: 68thLargest Governments: 86thLeast Corrupt Governments: 92ndMost Advanced Public Education: 101stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 106thLargest Welfare Programs: 129thMost Advanced Public Transport: 169thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 174thMost Stationary: 228thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 329thSafest: 368thMost Scientifically Advanced: 377thHighest Economic Output: 751stLargest Populations: 1,021stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,265thLowest Crime Rates: 1,331stMost Influential: 1,653rdHighest Poor Incomes: 2,113thTop
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Most Secular: 3,278thHighest Average Incomes: 4,523rdTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 13,493rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Timao, Corinthians struggle to cut tofu steak with a spoon.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, lottery winners spend most of their money on security.
  • : Timao voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Safety Regulations for Trade Route Canals".
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, newly synthesized elements' half-lives are a million times shorter than the time it takes to say their names.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, the Snapgram channel "Embarrassing Baby Fofômeno And Marcelinho Carioca And Neto Pics" has made Fofômeno and Marcelinho Carioca and Neto's mom a celebrity.
  • : Following new legislation in Timao, there's never enough space in space.

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