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The Novice Writer of Tinhampton

“Proudly Urban, Unashamedly Rural”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Frightening
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Widely Abused

Regional Influence: Power

Location: Sophia

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Tinhampton

Population9.804 billion

CapitalTinhampton
LeaderMayor Saffron Howard AM

Currencydollar
Animalcow

The Novice Writer of Tinhampton is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Mayor Saffron Howard AM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 9.804 billion Tinhamptonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Education and Defense are also considered important, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tinhampton. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tinhamptonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,844 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an amazing 290,106 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Foragers descend on national cemeteries for 'all-you-can-dig-up' extravaganzas, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing, and soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Tinhampton's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Tinhampton is ranked 22,022nd in the world and 2nd in Sophia for Most Extreme, scoring 38.09 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Rudest Citizens: 145thHighest Crime Rates: 257thMost Valuable International Artwork: 277thMost Armed: 285thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 312thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 369thFattest Citizens: 390thMost Avoided: 473rdLargest Retail Industry: 484thHighest Disposable Incomes: 709thMost Rebellious Youth: 744thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 794thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 854thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 906thMost Efficient Economies: 909thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 935thHighest Drug Use: 1,513thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,741stHighest Average Incomes: 2,301stLargest Mining Sector: 2,355thMost Cultured: 2,442ndTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,629thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2,826thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,069thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,237thLargest Gambling Industry: 3,625thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,628thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,798thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,710thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,843rdHighest Economic Output: 5,194thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,217thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,901stSmartest Citizens: 7,282ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,712thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,336thMost Inclusive: 8,569thNudest: 9,986thLargest Agricultural Sector: 10,498thTop
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Most Extensive Civil Rights: 14,165thMost Politically Free: 15,669thMost Influential: 15,839thLargest Governments: 17,094thLargest Black Market: 18,227thMost Secular: 21,480thMost Extreme: 22,022nd
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Largest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Politically Free: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Influential: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tinhampton's resolution Repeal "Voting Equality for Freed Inmates" was passed by the General Assembly.
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "civil rights are important".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Fuck the General Assembly".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Anti fake prive advertising".
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "The Freedom of Socialist Association Act".
  • : Tinhampton lodged a message on the Lorania Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, soldiers are slaughtered in their thousands due to lack of training.
  • : Tinhampton approved the World Assembly proposal "Condemn Titanne".
  • : Following new legislation in Tinhampton, ports have ground to a halt as no boat can reach them without trespassing.

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