The Democratic Republic of Titanaria is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Man with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 2.334 billion Titanarians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyojin. The average income tax rate is 86.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Titanarian economy, worth 274 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 117,706 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle, citizens are encouraged to show displeasure with politicians by poking them with sharp metal sticks, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanaria's national animal is the elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Titanaria is ranked 92,426^th in the world and 1,404^th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,304.68 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.