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The Tropical Empire of Titanne

“Of course I got into Harvard! Itís not like itís hard!” Elle Woods

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Diplomat

Location: Thaecia



Population1.502 billion

LeaderElle Woods
FaithThe Cult of Godsinia

Animalsea turtle

The Tropical Empire of Titanne is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elle Woods with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 1.502 billion Titanneans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pelle. The average income tax rate is 86.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Titannean economy, worth 170 trillion titans a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,735 titans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

On-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life, party leaders rely on horoscopes to create "ticket balance", the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate, and discarded pennies litter the streets. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Titanne's national animal is the sea turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is The Cult of Godsinia.

Titanne is ranked 11,919th in the world and 18th in Thaecia for Most Cultured, scoring 102 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,228thMost Secular: 2,445thMost Influential: 2,680thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,454thMost Pacifist: 5,140thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,889thNicest Citizens: 6,067thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,591stLargest Publishing Industry: 7,218thMost Inclusive: 7,275thSafest: 8,295thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,394thMost Developed: 8,461stTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8,849thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,854thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,591stMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,665thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,926thLowest Crime Rates: 10,425thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,506thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,815thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,308thBest Weather: 11,429thMost Cultured: 11,919thSmartest Citizens: 12,178thLargest Governments: 12,676thHealthiest Citizens: 13,879thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,576thNudest: 15,372ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 15,537thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,311th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 10th in the regionNudest: 11th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18th in the regionMost Cultured: 18th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 19th in the regionNicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Inclusive: 19th in the regionMost Developed: 19th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 20th in the regionSafest: 21st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 25th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 26th in the regionBest Weather: 27th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 27th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 27th in the regionLargest Governments: 28th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 29th in the region

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