The Democratic States of Tlolsky is a massive, genial nation, ruled by President Sanders with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, museums and concert halls, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 3.677 billion Tlolskyites hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Concord. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tlolskyan economy, worth 423 trillion V-bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 115,130 V-bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that Tlolsky will pay them to stop, nobody knows why the caged bison sings, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, and environmentalists are advocating slash-and-burn in the nation's forests. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tlolsky's national animal is the bison, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tlolsky is ranked 60,242^nd in the world and 257^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 71.74 law-abiding acts per hour.