The State of TLTland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Thaksin with a fair hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, keen interest in outer space, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 1.031 billion Thais hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhon Nayok. The average income tax rate is 56.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thai economy, worth 140 trillion Baht a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 136,516 Baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Model railroad hobbyists have taken to muscling model shipbuilders off their "turf", political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm, the rich tend their gardens inside gated urban farming communities, and the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. TLTland's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

TLTland is ranked 29,985^th in the world and 822^nd in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 207.25 Cheeks Per Square Mile.