The State of TLTland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President Thaksin with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and national health service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.231 billion Thais live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Environment, although Administration, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nakhon Nayok. The average income tax rate is 2.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Thai economy, worth 324 trillion Baht a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 145,269 Baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

All citizens must pass a 'multicultural sensitivity test' to be deemed fit for society, gardeners must genetically test weeds for unique traits before digging them up, the phrase 'spreading like wildfire' is no longer in the public lexicon, and where there's smoke there's the Thai Forestry Department. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. TLTland's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

TLTland is ranked 232,512^th in the world and 8,929^th in The North Pacific for Most Beautiful Environments, with 31.05 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.