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The Republic of Tog II Tank

“Boooovvviiiiinnnggggttooooonnn...”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Rare
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Regional Influence: Newcomer

Location: Lazarus

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Tog II Tank

Population3.851 billion

CurrencyBritish Pound
AnimalTog Crewman

The Republic of Tog II Tank is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its aversion to nipples, compulsory gun ownership, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.851 billion Tog II Tankians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Tog II Tankian economy, worth 421 trillion British Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 109,387 British Pounds, with the richest citizens earning 5.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of gardening enthusiasts are being banished from cities nationwide, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, powerful x-ray machines used by the Customs Department can see into the homes of nearby residents, and there's a lot of mouth-breathers about these days. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tog II Tank's national animal is the Tog Crewman, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Tog II Tank is ranked 209,216th in the world and 5,762nd in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 37.40575383808 days.

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5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,118thMost Armed: 8,037thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,088thLargest Retail Industry: 10,482ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 12,841stTop
10%
Most Patriotic: 15,425thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17,051stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 20,188thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,727thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,594thMost Corrupt Governments: 22,614thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,607th
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5%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 485th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 512th in the regionTop
10%
Most Armed: 583rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 754th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 759th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 779th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 999th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tog II Tank was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic and the Top 10% for Largest Black Market.
  • : Tog II Tank's influence in Lazarus rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Tog II Tank was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Tog II Tank's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Tog II Tank was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Tog II Tank's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Tog II Tank was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : Tog II Tank ceased to exist in Kowloon Bay Shipping Ports.
  • : Tog II Tank was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Tog II Tank was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.

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