The Great Republic of Togsland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Chris Cornell with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.968 billion Togslandics enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Toglinn. The average income tax rate is 71.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Togslandic economy, worth 307 trillion Togs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,585 Togs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays, annual Formula One races bring the capital to a screeching halt, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, and fur coats have become the latest fashion trend. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Togsland's national animal is the Togslandic Schmoney Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jampterism.

Togsland is ranked 70,046^th in the world and 386^th in Europe for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,978.8 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.