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The Democratic Republic of Toinetopia

“Strength Through Freedom & Rights”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Average

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Europe

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Toinetopia

Population4.59 billion

CapitalGnomo
LeaderArin Jansson

CurrencyToinetopian Euro
AnimalLynx

The Democratic Republic of Toinetopia is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Arin Jansson with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate population of 4.59 billion Toinetopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gnomo. The average income tax rate is 68.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Toinetopian economy, worth 202 trillion Toinetopian Euros a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Pizza Delivery, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 44,087 Toinetopian Euros, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Fashion models are guaranteed to be 100% genuinely as anorexic as they appear on magazine covers, eating kids as food has been enshrined in law, one year's corporation tax from three international megacorporations has funded one dozen shiny black pencils for Arin Jansson's office, and the new 'Who Wants To Be A Politician' election debate auditions are more popular than the debates themselves. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toinetopia's national animal is the Lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Toinetopia is ranked 263,099th in the world and 1,136th in Europe for Highest Workforce Participation Rate, with 52.73 Workforce Participation Rate.

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Most Influential: 893rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,323rdTop
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Best Weather: 12,871stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,913thTop
10%
Most Beautiful Environments: 15,997thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,711thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,350thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 27,305thNicest Citizens: 28,902ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29,083rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 30,500th

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 118 » The New Nordic Union, Elisabethshagen, The States of Texas and Arkansas, Ausvelt, Invernessia, Thracia Republic, Nova Prussia, Irminsulia, Nardin, Northern German Federation, Walfo, The Champions League, The Poland-Lithuania Commonwealth, Yahlia, Rary, Jim the Baptist, South St Maarten, St Scarlett, Dark Matter, Trixeland, Gorzi, Meropis, An Clar, UGBK, North of Americas, Ottterland, Imperium Anglorum, Jahass, Chronus, Someseni, New Eestiball, Pilipinas and Malaya, Armbruster, The Scandinavian Realm, Dizgovzy, Othenhiem, Dipretorian, Slavatania, Wombelland, Agausia, Alsted, Raghallaigh, Regnum Italiae, Northern Socialist States, The Asten Islands, Iceagea, Kkorea, Stumphosse Res, Leranditale, Seristria, and 68 others.East Ase Palmars, Scytharum, Zaznia, Agatep, Bastile, Saarenmaa, Foudina, Calicov, Ortigia, Salwonia, Iquerian, Panorama Paradise, Liberepublia, Lumiarae, Karnea, Skalliad, Basque Dominion, Istastioner, The AbelLandia, Cot Deviet, Reiserland, Balcem, The Oriental Empire, Thracia and Crimea, Woodlands, Kronverg, Cambany, Yourope, Faack, CSB SA Union, Western Balkania, Parsininsa, The Sigometh Dynasty, Wamia, Destyntine, Mallor, Communist-Denmark, New Vardarland, Outer Sparta, British Gambia, Newex Nov Can, Greater Bahland, Younglandia, Soveriegn, DeNorSweLand, Agartia, Great Whiteland, Apocalypse Borg, Ferranghia, Leviggo, -floptropica-, New Kowloon Bay, Eistalia, Mollow, National Federation, Iskalland, Tax Haven Islands, Ukrainida, Caparica, Opiachus WA Mission, The Aosta Valley, Arsenial, Paidousistan, MY Holiness, Ukrainian Crimea and Sevastopol, Quincy, Mally Piznoopia, and Union of Rossiya.

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