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The Federation of Toisvesi Lake

“Finnish Lakes”

Category: Moralistic Democracy
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Lakes in Finland

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Toisvesi Lake

Population1.293 billion

Currencygamble
Animalgamble

The Federation of Toisvesi Lake is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, avant-garde cinema, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed population of 1.293 billion Toisvesi Lakeans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 40.7%.

The Toisvesi Lakean economy, worth 71.9 trillion gambles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Basket Weaving, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 55,573 gambles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Caroling is considered a public disturbance, one does not simply walk into the tundra, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, and legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Toisvesi Lake's national animal is the gamble.

Toisvesi Lake is ranked 233,425th in the world and 257th in Lakes in Finland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 161.96 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 10,550thTop
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Safest: 19,978thMost Ignorant Citizens: 25,492ndMost Conservative: 32,282nd
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Largest Insurance Industry: 4th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 7th in the regionMost Patriotic: 14th in the regionTop
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Safest: 25th in the regionMost Primitive: 26th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Toisvesi Lake, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Toisvesi Lake, teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art.
  • : Following new legislation in Toisvesi Lake, one does not simply walk into the tundra.
  • : Following new legislation in Toisvesi Lake, caroling is considered a public disturbance.
  • : Following new legislation in Toisvesi Lake, wildlife parks are packed with poachers yet increasingly devoid of animals.
  • : Following new legislation in Toisvesi Lake, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content.
  • : Following new legislation in Toisvesi Lake, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure.
  • : Following new legislation in Toisvesi Lake, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath.
  • : Following new legislation in Toisvesi Lake, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
  • : Following new legislation in Toisvesi Lake, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm.

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