The Enlightened Dominion of Tokenzia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Token Moose with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, national health service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 6.084 billion Tokenzians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized morass — prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Environment, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tokenville. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Tokenzian economy, worth 686 trillion Tokens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 112,884 Tokens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, sections of the police receive paramilitary training, and school uniforms are compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tokenzia's national animal is the Moose, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Moosianism.

Tokenzia is ranked 1,644^th in the world and 81^st in The North Pacific for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 13,947.13 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.