The Community of Tolfaer Constantina is a massive, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 3.761 billion Tolfaer Constantinans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 26.9%.

The Tolfaer Constantinan economy, worth 179 trillion Airoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Automobile Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 47,701 Airoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tolfaer Constantina's national animal is the salmon, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Tolfaer Constantina is ranked 222,575^th in the world and 3,511^th in Artificial Solar System for Nudest, with 94.5 cheeks per square mile.