“You need proper headings”
|Category: Corporate Police State|
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
The Armed Republic of Toniland is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.361 billion Tonilandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order and Industry are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 37.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Tonilandian economy, worth 197 trillion Cowbells a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 145,060 Cowbells, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 706,640 per year while the poor average 17,160, a ratio of 41.2 to 1.
Toddler groups haven taken over local libraries, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and citizens who become homeless are immediately executed. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Toniland's national animal is the Hedgehog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Toniland was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Toniland, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed.
- : Following new legislation in Toniland, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation.
- : Following new legislation in Toniland, obesity is a thing of the past due to the nation's sickening cuisine.
- : Following new legislation in Toniland, toddler groups haven taken over local libraries.
- : Toniland was endorsed by The Queendom of Eravonia.
- : Following new legislation in Toniland, government popup ads are springing up like weeds.
- : Following new legislation in Toniland, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
- : Following new legislation in Toniland, children are terrified that the 'flying police monster' will come to take them away in the night.
- : Following new legislation in Toniland, advertisers scramble to sponsor the broadcast of Leader's most personal functions.
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