The Holy Green Wetlands of Tonsaeay is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Nek Kruu Chanthavy the Beautiful with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, rampant corporate plagiarism, and frequent executions. The compassionate, devout population of 13.919 billion Tonsaeayians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, corrupt, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Neak Poan. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The all-consuming Tonsaeayian economy, worth a remarkable 1,303 trillion Phleungs a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 93,649 Phleungs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, unpopular scientists are shunned by name, not many kids know Shakespeare's Hamlet but most of them have seen unofficial sequel Hamlet III - The Search For Osric, and therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tonsaeay's national animal is the Lucky Rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Prajnaparamita.

Tonsaeay is ranked 5,653^rd in the world and 2^nd in Japan for Nudest, with 1,162.75 cheeks per square mile.