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The Imperium of Tonyonia

“Welcome to Tonyonia, female dog.”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
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Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: the Rejected Realms



Population37.543 billion

CapitalSan Maximo

CurrencyPlatinum Ounce

The Imperium of Tonyonia is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Tony with an even hand, and renowned for its sprawling nuclear power plants, smutty television, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 37.543 billion Tonyonians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Maximo. The average income tax rate is 1.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Tonyonian economy, worth a remarkable 7,295 trillion Platinum Ounces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Gambling, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 194,325 Platinum Ounces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government encourages conflict abroad to increase arms sales, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and EpiPen sales have skyrocketed. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tonyonia's national animal is the Flubber, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tonyism.

Tonyonia is ranked 218,949th in the world and 6,067th in the Rejected Realms for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -12.37 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Populations: 358thLargest Gambling Industry: 694thHighest Economic Output: 891stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,134thHighest Crime Rates: 1,159thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,330thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,366thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,845thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,975thMost Armed: 2,120thTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 2,602ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,274thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,756thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,202ndBest Weather: 4,620thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,731stLargest Black Market: 4,882ndLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 5,356thRudest Citizens: 5,883rdSmartest Citizens: 6,380thMost Stationary: 6,576thHighest Average Incomes: 6,854thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6,939thMost Influential: 6,942ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,391stMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,467thMost Cultured: 7,678thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 8,904thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,200thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,652ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,190thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 11,701stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,655thMost Developed: 15,948thMost Efficient Economies: 16,416thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 19,180thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 21,998th
Largest Populations: 8th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 25th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 32nd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 39th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 42nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 53rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 54th in the regionMost Stationary: 56th in the regionMost Armed: 59th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 64th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 67th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 85th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 87th in the regionMost Influential: 96th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 104th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 114th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 115th in the regionBest Weather: 126th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 148th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 151st in the regionRudest Citizens: 156th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 174th in the regionMost Cultured: 181st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 193rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 203rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 238th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 244th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 256th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 281st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 295th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 305th in the regionTop
Most Developed: 333rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 348th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 468th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 474th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tonyonia was endorsed by The Lucky Question Mark﹖ of Makdon.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonyonia, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonyonia, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Tonyonia, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
  • : Tonyonia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Popular Tourist Destinations and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Tonyonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Tonyonia was endorsed by The Borderlands of Juvena.
  • : Tonyonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Tonyonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Tonyonia was endorsed by The Free Land of United Libor Lefunkistan.


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