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The Free State of Topid

Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98

“He who allows oppression shares the crime.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: St Abbaddon



Population23.189 billion

CapitalCrow City
LeaderAlex Corvis


The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 23.189 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 6,567 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 283,214 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.8 times as much as the poorest.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, foreign leaders who don't applaud Alex Corvis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Topid, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 6,842nd in the world and 4th in St Abbaddon for Most Corrupt Governments, with 117.08 Kickbacks Per Hour.

Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 209thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 282ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 308thFattest Citizens: 516thHighest Crime Rates: 552ndMost Avoided: 571stMost Armed: 574thLargest Insurance Industry: 697thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 719thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 739thHighest Disposable Incomes: 752ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 783rdLargest Gambling Industry: 841stMost Efficient Economies: 867thHighest Economic Output: 921stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 987thLargest Mining Sector: 1,277thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,373rdTop
Largest Retail Industry: 1,736thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,830thHighest Average Incomes: 2,012thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,145thRudest Citizens: 2,294thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,197thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,523rdLargest Populations: 3,883rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,974thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,252ndMost Corrupt Governments: 6,842ndHighest Drug Use: 8,067thTop
Most Pro-Market: 9,259thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,287thLargest Black Market: 10,058thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,393rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,615thLargest Agricultural Sector: 12,030thMost Cultured: 13,365thSmartest Citizens: 13,691stHighest Poor Incomes: 14,988thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,637th
Fattest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 9th in the region

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