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The Free State of Topid

Topid was Commended by Security Council Resolution # 98

“He who allows oppression shares the crime.”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: Bahamas

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Topid

Population25.033 billion

CapitalCrow City
LeaderAlex Corvis
FaithHeartagrism

Currencydollar
AnimalCrow

The Free State of Topid is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alex Corvis with an even hand, and notable for its enslaved workforce, unlimited-speed roads, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 25.033 billion Topes enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Crow City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Topian economy, worth a remarkable 7,167 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 286,320 dollars, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,172,747 per year while the poor average 46,216, a ratio of 25.4 to 1.

Amusement park rides frequently collapse due to lack of maintenance, foreign leaders who don't applaud Alex Corvis's speeches are regarded as enemies of Topid, citizens complain about a burning sensation after bathing, and workers have their fruitcake and eat it too. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Topid's national animal is the Crow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Heartagrism.

Topid is ranked 39,316th in the world and 1st in Bahamas for Highest Poor Incomes, with 46,216.54 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 212thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 268thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 337thHighest Crime Rates: 534thFattest Citizens: 546thMost Avoided: 575thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 590thLargest Insurance Industry: 682ndMost Armed: 688thHighest Disposable Incomes: 725thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 755thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 796thLargest Gambling Industry: 851stHighest Economic Output: 939thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,063rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,198thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,334thLargest Mining Sector: 1,458thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,485thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,786thLargest Retail Industry: 2,011thTop
5%
Highest Average Incomes: 2,290thRudest Citizens: 2,600thMost Efficient Economies: 3,260thLargest Populations: 3,693rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,702ndLargest Publishing Industry: 3,755thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,821stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,665thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,307thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,318thTop
10%
Largest Information Technology Sector: 11,462ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,931stLargest Black Market: 13,156thSmartest Citizens: 13,895thMost Cultured: 14,038thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,706thHighest Drug Use: 17,068thMost Pro-Market: 17,785thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18,199th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topid's influence in Bahamas rose from "Page" to "Squire".
  • : Topid's influence in Bahamas rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
  • : Topid's influence in Bahamas rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Topid's influence in Bahamas rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Topid relocated from St Abbaddon to Bahamas.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Topid was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Drug Use.

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