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The Federal Republic of Topito

“By The People For The People”

Category: Civil Rights Lovefest
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population2.696 billion


The Federal Republic of Topito is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.696 billion Topitoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Topitoan economy, worth 333 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,527 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, high school bands practice by moonlight, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topito's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Topito is ranked 28,127th in the world and 1,568th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.08 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 927thMost Influential: 1,337thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 3,085thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,159thMost Pacifist: 3,244thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,524thBest Weather: 3,798thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,934thNicest Citizens: 4,048thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,754thSafest: 5,056thMost Inclusive: 5,553rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,363rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,521stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,570thLowest Crime Rates: 8,944thMost Developed: 9,450thHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,922ndMost Beautiful Environments: 10,899thLargest Governments: 11,681stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11,733rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,941stTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,126thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,344thSmartest Citizens: 13,071stLargest Publishing Industry: 13,428thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,725thMost Efficient Economies: 14,287thMost Cultured: 14,426thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,440thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,430thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,443rdMost Secular: 16,407thHighest Average Incomes: 22,187thMost Advanced Public Transport: 22,775th
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 178th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 192nd in the regionMost Pacifist: 201st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 222nd in the regionBest Weather: 226th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 238th in the regionNicest Citizens: 248th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 254th in the regionSafest: 282nd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 334th in the regionMost Inclusive: 349th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 458th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 466th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 494th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 503rd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 525th in the regionMost Influential: 554th in the regionMost Developed: 563rd in the regionLargest Governments: 585th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 598th in the regionNudest: 606th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 620th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 637th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 644th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 664th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 670th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 691st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 704th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 731st in the regionMost Cultured: 737th in the regionRudest Citizens: 741st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 743rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 764th in the regionMost Secular: 848th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 852nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topito was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, where there's a will there is usually a password manager.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, high school bands practice by moonlight.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.
  • : Following new legislation in Topito, trust-fund babies line up for places in community college.
  • : Topito was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Tyirza.
  • : Topito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
  • : Topito was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Topito was endorsed by The Holy Red Monster of Mon Island.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 202 » Yaorozu, The Rhein States, Notyoutopia, El Fiji Grande, Interdimensional Zone, 1 very fast endotarter, The Tampa Bay Rays, McMasterdonia, Guer Aike, Corfad, Empy, Koda-Land, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Seenvorland, Valentine Z, Shibutani, Steampunk Ariel, Orado, Dar es Saalam, Dabarastan, Fendlium, North Bratislava, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Sil Dorsett, Holy Oranz, Daiz, Wineclaw, Glurponia, Siwale, Sundred, Dreadton, Ethnon, Territorio di Nessuno, Kranostav, Volstokn, Shadowrik, The Iron Lions, Frances Francis the First of France, Loutsland, Ravendi, Napnomadia, Great Bights Mum, Gnomewatchers, Wilkshire, Selfgradatude, Hamerica, PotatoFarmers, Merconitonitopia, Pallaith, United Kahndaq, and 152 others.Moubarakistan, Xagill, Sunto, Zyvetskistaahn, Vincone Cae, Universal State Formula, Newpromisedland, Malta Comino Gozo, The New Communist Republic Of States, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, Khoik, The Stratosphere Islands, The Endless Eventide, Votak Matim, Joodey, KhalChicken, Runeda, Clan Spaniel, The Lancerian Empire, Crader, Diodone, Xentherida, The Windmilluminati, SORT, New Lakemba, Antiyard, New Octicarg, Nistriabar, Varola, Supreme Leader Hadrian, Unshleepd, Hyphen, Kobagia, Maott, The Pantheons, Korovan Isles, Zeternia, Astronomical, Fauzjhia, The Serdey Islands, Greater Pittsburgh, Sikol, Zzozona, Former English Colony, Prydania, Kocherian, The Calabash Protectorate, Seanat, Pizza Squared, Libertania Democratica, Brucklania, Highton Islands, Xyrron, Madjack, Simone Republic, Xipher, Kragsgale, Amerian States, Illusia and Neverendia, Andexia, U S Eh, Innocentic, Heilhum Imperius, WeKnow, Harjad, Eywaan, Aerilia, Cretox State, Morover, Lulubellia, Elvoreto, Outer Shenendoah, Chips and Guac, Navsland, Magna Banitia, Hardscrabble, A Salmon Named Harold, Draconian Progression, Republica Guilleana, Viridiann, The Peoples Republic of Kyle, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Religioncord, Venicea, Pytong, Bankowiata, Kazoo Basin, Pasargad, East Akra, Gabenia, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, PEG, Sevinland, Imperial Pieserged, Maratabat, Shinjuku tokyo 0, Slyakanya, Free Atlantis, Odelinor, The Pleiads, Nodnarb, Yellops, Climeria, Seijitsu, Blyskalia, Port Naga, Godwanna, Bharathvarsh, Svenskskit, His Enduring Majesty, Wisconsota, Nalver And, Star Kingdom, Planes, The Mazur Empire, Colfes, Patrician, Que Lukustinardon, Galbadiana, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Gondwanaia, Sachi, Valorines, Strongwill, Barabolia, Otakus and Weebs, Vesteysia, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Free Salvation, Zemnaya Svoboda, Wapistan, Sanjurika, Figyjharli, Trumpski, Svenskan, Dangine, Questann, Lol2639, Soleha, Kromi, Travislavania, Siforpeo, Super Girl, BTProductions, Aryan Homeland, Uzbek Khan, Alexander the Magnus, Mon Island, Tyirza, and Siberian Workforce.

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