The Federal Republic of Topito is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 2.696 billion Topitoans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 88.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Topitoan economy, worth 333 trillion bitcoins a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 123,527 bitcoins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, high school bands practice by moonlight, knock-knock jokes regularly get removed from websites for being too edgy, and where there's a will there is usually a password manager. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topito's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Topito is ranked 28,127^th in the world and 1,568^th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 94.08 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.