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The Community of Topkeks

“ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Balder

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Topkeks

Population8.62 billion

Capital4chan

CurrencyRare Pepe
AnimalPepe

The Community of Topkeks is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.62 billion Anons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4chan. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Topkeksian economy, worth 812 trillion Rare Pepes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is 94,261 Rare Pepes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Topkeks Blood Tithe, and the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topkeks's national animal is the Pepe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Topkeks is ranked 160,797th in the world and 5,240th in Balder for Rudest Citizens, with 35.01 Insults Per Minute.

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Most Secular: 1,952ndTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,950thMost Pacifist: 5,113thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,872ndSafest: 6,045thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,517thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,263rdMost Advanced Public Education: 7,516thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,905thBest Weather: 8,267thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,307thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,805thTop
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Longest Average Lifespans: 11,128thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,507thHealthiest Citizens: 11,691stSmartest Citizens: 11,860thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,894thLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,035thHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,295thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,364thMost Inclusive: 13,747thMost Cultured: 13,768thNicest Citizens: 14,625thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,124thMost Influential: 16,566thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,899thLowest Crime Rates: 16,989thMost Stationary: 17,659thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,767thLargest Governments: 19,367thHighest Economic Output: 21,124th
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 59th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 168th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 225th in the regionMost Pacifist: 252nd in the regionSafest: 300th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 304th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 349th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 357th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 361st in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 380th in the regionBest Weather: 395th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 457th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 573rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 608th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 636th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 647th in the regionNudest: 649th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 654th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 684th in the regionMost Inclusive: 696th in the regionNicest Citizens: 717th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 722nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Topkeks was endorsed by The Federation of Peoples Republic of GG.
  • : Topkeks voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Evil Wolf"".
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Topkeks was endorsed by The Kittens of Godly City.
  • : Topkeks voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Topkeks, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest and Most Valuable International Artwork.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » North East Somerset, Onder Kelkia, Sommnus, Noders, Godly City, and Peoples Republic of GG.

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