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The Community of Topkeks

“ALL HAIL THE HYPNOTOAD”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Strong
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: Balder

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Topkeks

Population6.448 billion

Capital4chan

CurrencyRare Pepe
AnimalPepe

The Community of Topkeks is a colossal, genial nation, remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.448 billion Anons are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4chan. The average income tax rate is 74.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Topkeksian economy, worth 474 trillion Rare Pepes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 73,526 Rare Pepes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, sex changes are routinely performed at Topkeks's hospitals, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production, and the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topkeks's national animal is the Pepe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Topkeks is ranked 147,023rd in the world and 5,609th in Balder for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring -9.43 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

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Most Secular: 2,493rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,339thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7,248thTop
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Most Pacifist: 9,633rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,763rdLargest Welfare Programs: 10,611thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,840thBest Weather: 10,916thMost Advanced Public Education: 11,294thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11,435thMost Cheerful Citizens: 11,625thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,940thNudest: 11,943rdNicest Citizens: 12,003rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 12,461stMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,532ndMost Cultured: 13,394thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,561stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,846thSmartest Citizens: 15,274th
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Most Secular: 100th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 116th in the regionMost Stationary: 257th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 357th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 364th in the regionMost Influential: 405th in the regionNudest: 500th in the regionMost Pacifist: 552nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 554th in the regionBest Weather: 582nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 600th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 608th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Topkeks, the new national mascot has to be wheeled onto the field of play.
  • : Following new legislation in Topkeks, the government is purchasing vast amounts of palm oil for plastics production.
  • : Following new legislation in Topkeks, sex changes are routinely performed at Topkeks's hospitals.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Most Cheerful Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Topkeks, every workday begins with group therapy.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Workforce Participation Rate.
  • : Following new legislation in Topkeks, vital intelligence-gathering activities are often put on hold for Call of Honor tournaments.
  • : Following new legislation in Topkeks, snap elections are called over every minor impasse.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 3 » North East Somerset, Onder Kelkia, and Toscana e Ducati di Firenze e Siena.

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