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The Community of Topkeks


Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: Balder



Population8.223 billion


CurrencyRare Pepe

The Community of Topkeks is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.223 billion Anons love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Environment, and Administration are also considered important, while Defense and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 4chan. The average income tax rate is 79.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Topkeksian economy, worth 795 trillion Rare Pepes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 96,704 Rare Pepes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

One tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber, the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Topkeks Blood Tithe, and the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Topkeks's national animal is the Pepe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Topkeks is ranked 34,505th in the world and 1,803rd in Balder for Highest Average Incomes, with 96,704.42 Standard Monetary Units.

Most Secular: 1,896thTop
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,876thMost Pacifist: 5,057thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,911thSafest: 6,125thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,479thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,645thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,867thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,817thBest Weather: 9,365thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10,109thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,449thHealthiest Citizens: 11,522ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,577thSmartest Citizens: 11,845thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,165thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,438thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,643rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,316thMost Inclusive: 13,523rdMost Cultured: 13,746thHighest Average Tax Rates: 14,227thNicest Citizens: 14,628thLargest Welfare Programs: 15,969thMost Influential: 16,973rdLowest Crime Rates: 17,556thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,835thMost Stationary: 18,250thLargest Governments: 19,460th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 56th in the regionTop
Most Influential: 182nd in the regionMost Stationary: 183rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 235th in the regionMost Pacifist: 283rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 320th in the regionSafest: 335th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 407th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 415th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 423rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 448th in the regionBest Weather: 492nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 537th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 593rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 603rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 620th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 636th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 643rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 689th in the regionNudest: 694th in the regionMost Inclusive: 726th in the regionNicest Citizens: 743rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Topkeks was endorsed by The Kittens of Godly City.
  • : Topkeks voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
  • : Following new legislation in Topkeks, the nation's ambassadors often conduct their business in jail cells.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Nudest and Most Valuable International Artwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Topkeks, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Topkeks Blood Tithe.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Compassionate Citizens.
  • : Topkeks was endorsed by The Allied States of Noders.
  • : Topkeks was endorsed by The United States of Far Rivia Hilolak.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
  • : Topkeks was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens, Largest Information Technology Sector, and Longest Average Lifespans.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 6 » North East Somerset, Onder Kelkia, Sommnus, The English Regions, Noders, and Godly City.

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