The Hellish Harbinger of Total Hellscape is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.781 billion Total Hellscapeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 55.2%.

The thriving Total Hellscapean economy, worth 126 trillion souls a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,763 souls, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 224,010 per year while the poor average 17,055, a ratio of 13.1 to 1.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Total Hellscape City, exports are stamped with "made by the invisible hand you commies", muscular women are banned from competing in sporting competitions, and virtual assistants are seen with increasing suspicion every time they get an upgrade. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Total Hellscape's national animal is the hellhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Total Hellscape is ranked 66,690^th in the world and 1^st in VULPINE for Most Advanced Defense Forces, scoring 4,006.26 on the Total War Preparedness Rating.