“Bona Fide Unicorns, and that's a Promise!”
|Category: Corporate Bordello|
Regional Influence: Vassal
|Capital||Authentic Unicorn Pastures|
|Leader||An Actual Honest to God Unicorn|
|Faith||We Promise it's Real Unicorn Magic|
|Currency||Super-Legit Unicorn Horn|
|Animal||Completely Genuine Unicorn|
The Generic Brand Version of Totally a Real Unicorn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by An Actual Honest to God Unicorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.59 billion Totally a Real Unicornians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Authentic Unicorn Pastures. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.
The powerhouse Totally a Real Unicornian economy, worth 113 trillion Super-Legit Unicorn Horns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 71,084 Super-Legit Unicorn Horns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,627 per year while the poor average 6,719, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.
Totally a Real Unicornian politics is literally a blood sport, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, An Actual Honest to God Unicorn has just been declared ruler of Totally a Real Unicorn in an international press conference, and We Promise it's Real Unicorn Magic has been named as Totally a Real Unicorn's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Totally a Real Unicorn's national animal is the Completely Genuine Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is We Promise it's Real Unicorn Magic.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Totally a Real Unicorn was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Crime Rates.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn's influence in Shinka rose from "Zero" to "Vassal".
- : Totally a Real Unicorn resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn relocated from The spaghetti land to Shinka.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn's influence in The spaghetti land rose from "Zero" to "Page".
- : Totally a Real Unicorn was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn endorsed The Communist States of Narnia123456.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn was endorsed by The The Divine Guardians of Aschente Royal Defense Force.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn endorsed The Captain's Fleet of Paper Boats.
- : Totally a Real Unicorn was endorsed by The Captain's Fleet of Paper Boats.