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The Generic Brand Version of Totally a Real Unicorn

“Bona Fide Unicorns, and that's a Promise!”

Category: Corporate Bordello
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Regional Influence: Vassal

Location: Shinka


Totally a Real Unicorn

Population1.59 billion

CapitalAuthentic Unicorn Pastures
LeaderAn Actual Honest to God Unicorn
FaithWe Promise it's Real Unicorn Magic

CurrencySuper-Legit Unicorn Horn
AnimalCompletely Genuine Unicorn

The Generic Brand Version of Totally a Real Unicorn is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by An Actual Honest to God Unicorn with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.59 billion Totally a Real Unicornians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Authentic Unicorn Pastures. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.4%.

The powerhouse Totally a Real Unicornian economy, worth 113 trillion Super-Legit Unicorn Horns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 71,084 Super-Legit Unicorn Horns, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 386,627 per year while the poor average 6,719, a ratio of 57.5 to 1.

Totally a Real Unicornian politics is literally a blood sport, citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, An Actual Honest to God Unicorn has just been declared ruler of Totally a Real Unicorn in an international press conference, and We Promise it's Real Unicorn Magic has been named as Totally a Real Unicorn's national religion. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Totally a Real Unicorn's national animal is the Completely Genuine Unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is We Promise it's Real Unicorn Magic.

Totally a Real Unicorn is ranked 17,743rd in the world and 5th in Shinka for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 66,534.64 Standard Monetary Units.

Largest Gambling Industry: 2,374thTop
Largest Insurance Industry: 2,680thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,723rdTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 14,317thHighest Disposable Incomes: 17,743rdMost Avoided: 18,280thMost Pro-Market: 18,355thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,651stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 23,366thHighest Crime Rates: 24,014th
Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionTop
Most Avoided: 10th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the region

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