Category: Iron Fist Consumerists | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Rare |
Regional Influence: Page
Location: Spiritus
Population | 21.14 billion |
Capital | Rime |
Leader | Svlad Cjelli |
Faith | Chronology |
Currency | Dirk |
Animal | Electric Monk |
The Crashed Spaceship of Totally Not Salaxalans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.14 billion Salaxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,731 trillion Dirks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,919 Dirks, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.
Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totally Not Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.
Totally Not Salaxalans is ranked 22,577th in the world and 25th in Spiritus for Most Stationary, with 1,506.7175773668 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Totally Not Salaxalans's influence in Spiritus rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Totally Not Salaxalans's influence in Spiritus fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Totally Not Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : Totally Not Salaxalans's influence in Spiritus rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Totally Not Salaxalans's influence in Spiritus fell from "Page" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Totally Not Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Totally Not Salaxalans's influence in Spiritus rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Totally Not Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Totally Not Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombies and the Top 10% for Most Dead.
- : Totally Not Salaxalans was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.