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The Crashed Spaceship of Totally Not Salaxalans

“You made us what you would not dare to be yourselves.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: Spiritus

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Totally Not Salaxalans

Population21.14 billion

CapitalRime
LeaderSvlad Cjelli
FaithChronology

CurrencyDirk
AnimalElectric Monk

The Crashed Spaceship of Totally Not Salaxalans is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Svlad Cjelli with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 21.14 billion Salaxians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rime. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 77.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Salaxalansian economy, worth a remarkable 1,731 trillion Dirks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,919 Dirks, with the richest citizens earning 7.4 times as much as the poorest.

Pro-democracy protesters are shot on sight by state police, the end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, and the country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Totally Not Salaxalans's national animal is the Electric Monk, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Chronology.

Totally Not Salaxalans is ranked 22,577th in the world and 25th in Spiritus for Most Stationary, with 1,506.7175773668 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,474thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,079thLargest Black Market: 11,443rdMost Advanced Public Education: 11,795thLargest Populations: 14,456thTop
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Highest Economic Output: 14,952ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,339thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,782ndMost Stationary: 22,577thHighest Average Tax Rates: 22,824thMost Devout: 24,641stMost Developed: 24,942ndMost Efficient Economies: 25,708thLargest Retail Industry: 27,471st
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 5th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionTop
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Largest Black Market: 11th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 13th in the region

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