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The Republic of Touching Grass 5

“Touch Grass”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Some

Regional Influence: Squire

Location: The Funian Puppet Region

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Touching Grass 5

Population3.212 billion

Capital05

Currency05
Animal05

The Republic of Touching Grass 5 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, daily referendums, and avant-garde cinema. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.212 billion Touching Grass 5ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of 05. The average income tax rate is 52.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Touching Grass 5ian economy, worth 312 trillion 05s a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,147 05s, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, and Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Touching Grass 5's national animal is the 05, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Touching Grass 5 is ranked 85,223rd in the world and 136th in The Funian Puppet Region for Most Stationary, with 549.76028704208 days.

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1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,893rdTop
10%
Most Developed: 23,438thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,884th
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1%
Largest Agricultural Sector: 5th in the regionTop
5%
Highest Food Quality: 22nd in the regionMost Developed: 22nd in the regionTop
10%
Most Average: 33rd in the regionNudest: 40th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Touching Grass 5 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 5, Leader spends weekends doing the laundry of foreign leaders.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 5, the combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 5, hand-to-hand combat experience is udderly essential for all dairy ranchers.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 5, old folks reminisce about the last time someone was acquitted of a crime.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 5, Leader steals from the rich and gives to the needy.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 5, the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 5, death row inmates cower in fear at the phrase "one-year anniversary".
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 5, prisoners due for execution often use their final statement to complain about soggy bread rolls.
  • : Following new legislation in Touching Grass 5, military minds worry that 'the blue screen of death' on brand new operating systems may be a literal description.

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