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The Republic of Townsvalley

“People are the most important asset of the country”

Category: Capitalizt
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Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: The North Pacific



Population4.81 billion

LeaderPrime Minister Mike Harriot


The Republic of Townsvalley is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mike Harriot with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.81 billion Civilians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newlands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Civlized economy, worth 368 trillion Hektes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving. Average income is 76,666 Hektes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,224 per year while the poor average 4,856, a ratio of 101 to 1.

People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the Newlands XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes, and the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Markhor. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Townsvalley's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Townsvalley is ranked 219,611th in the world and 9,124th in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 81.15 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Largest Retail Industry: 226thHighest Crime Rates: 845thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,292ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,682ndMost Armed: 1,869thFattest Citizens: 1,932ndMost Influential: 2,023rdRudest Citizens: 2,063rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,164thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 3,632ndMost Avoided: 4,254thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,207thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,118thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,685thMost Primitive: 7,159thMost Devout: 9,300thTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 13,217thMost Pro-Market: 16,382ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,876thMost Efficient Economies: 17,255thLargest Mining Sector: 18,336thMost Cultured: 19,883rdMost Subsidized Industry: 21,111thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,303rd
Largest Retail Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 32nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 44th in the regionFattest Citizens: 58th in the regionMost Armed: 64th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 76th in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 125th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 130th in the regionMost Avoided: 143rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 208th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 235th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 236th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 246th in the regionMost Primitive: 327th in the regionMost Devout: 389th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 553rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 560th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 721st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 760th in the regionMost Influential: 765th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 879th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 925th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 953rd in the regionMost Cultured: 996th in the region

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