“People are the most important asset of the country”
Regional Influence: Shoeshiner
Location: The North Pacific
|Leader||Prime Minister Mike Harriot|
The Republic of Townsvalley is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Mike Harriot with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, avowedly heterosexual populace, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 4.81 billion Civilians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.
The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Newlands. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Civlized economy, worth 368 trillion Hektes a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining and Basket Weaving. Average income is 76,666 Hektes, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 492,224 per year while the poor average 4,856, a ratio of 101 to 1.
People often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the Newlands XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes, and the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Markhor. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Townsvalley's national animal is the Markhor, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Kingdom of Kragsgale.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Blue Imperia of Libertania Democratica.
- : Townsvalley was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Republic of Strongwill.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, the nation's latest batch of politicians include internet comedians, an alleged serial killer, and a highly trained Markhor.
- : Following new legislation in Townsvalley, beggars on the street are often heard asking for spare votes.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Free Land of Siberian Workforce.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Republic of Tsandonown.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Reformed State of Centrialand.
- : Townsvalley was endorsed by The Commonwealth of Tyirza.
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