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The Tone-Deaf Bard of Tracian Empire

“Fiat iustitia, ruat caelum!”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: International Northwestern Union

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Tracian Empire

Population21.921 billion

CapitalVathora
LeaderEmperor Vaeros II
FaithVayonism

CurrencyAuriol
AnimalImperial Eagle

The Tone-Deaf Bard of Tracian Empire is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Emperor Vaeros II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 21.921 billion Thracians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vathora. The average income tax rate is 89.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Thracian economy, worth a remarkable 2,921 trillion Auriols a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 133,270 Auriols, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tracian Empire's national animal is the Imperial Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Vayonism.

Tracian Empire is ranked 22,642nd in the world and 11th in International Northwestern Union for Most Stationary, with 1,504.63700230948 days.

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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,600thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,988thMost Influential: 5,353rdHealthiest Citizens: 6,787thHighest Economic Output: 7,545thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,215thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,735thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,203rdMost Developed: 9,679thBest Weather: 10,928thMost Cultured: 10,987thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,115thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,561stHighest Food Quality: 12,196thLargest Governments: 12,232ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 12,504thNicest Citizens: 12,589thLargest Populations: 13,309thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,097thLowest Crime Rates: 14,164thTop
10%
Smartest Citizens: 15,190thMost Inclusive: 16,611thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,717thMost Valuable International Artwork: 16,972ndMost Beautiful Environments: 17,628thMost Devout: 17,715thSafest: 19,175thMost Patriotic: 19,481stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,045thMost Stationary: 22,642ndMost Subsidized Industry: 24,049thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 24,640thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 26,343rdMost Efficient Economies: 28,789thHighest Average Incomes: 29,439th
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Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tracian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Tracian Empire changed its national leader to "Emperor Vaeros II".
  • : Tracian Empire was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Smartest Citizens and Most Rebellious Youth and the Top 10% for Most Efficient Economies.
  • : Following new legislation in Tracian Empire, signs at the border tell international drivers where they can put their cars.
  • : Following new legislation in Tracian Empire, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
  • : Following new legislation in Tracian Empire, the nation faces constant invasions by foreign boy bands.
  • : Following new legislation in Tracian Empire, sales of pregnancy testing kits are booming.
  • : Following new legislation in Tracian Empire, water fights now end with thousands dead.
  • : Tracian Empire was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Tracian Empire lodged a message on the International Northwestern Union Regional Message Board.

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