Category: Moralistic Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Regional Influence: Minnow
Location: the South Pacific
Population | 32.783 billion |
Capital | Kivil |
Leader | Laurose Dorsey |
Faith | Ceromega |
Currency | Gil |
Animal | Huffle |
The Transcendent Empire of Trackleelee is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Laurose Dorsey with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, strictly enforced bedtime, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 32.783 billion Kleeks are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kivil. The average income tax rate is 95.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kleek economy, worth an astonishing 12,179 trillion Gils a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 371,530 Gils, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.
The government considers it a sacred duty to video bikini-clad beach swimmers, midnight raids drag couples from their homes in the name of decency, Laurose Dorsey has been nicknamed 'Robomop', and minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Trackleelee's national animal is the Huffle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Ceromega.
Trackleelee is ranked 10,104th in the world and 184th in the South Pacific for Most Stationary, with 2,339.81369001828 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Trackleelee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Trackleelee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Trackleelee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Devout.
- : Trackleelee was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Trackleelee was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Trackleelee was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The Murderbasket Republic of People Thingies, killing 158 million zombies.
- : Trackleelee was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of 3121622 Card Storage, curing 9 million infected.
- : Trackleelee was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The People's Republic of Explodeingtnt, curing 12 million infected.
- : Trackleelee was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Republic of 3121622 Card Office, curing 25 million infected.
- : Trackleelee was struck by a Mk IV (Pacifier) Cure Missile from The Free Puppet of Random Faraway Puppet in TSP, curing 31 million infected.