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The Cloud of Transhumanstan

“Enhancing our minds and bodies”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excessive

Regional Influence: Powerbroker

Location: Pontbridge Islands

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Transhumanstan

Population20.97 billion

CapitalCentral Processing
LeaderSuperintelligent AI
FaithTranshumanism

CurrencyCredit
AnimalDrone

The Cloud of Transhumanstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Superintelligent AI with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 20.97 billion Transhumans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Central Processing. The average income tax rate is 57.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Transhuman economy, worth a remarkable 9,914 trillion Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 472,789 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Rumor has it that Superintelligent AI has won three lotteries in a row, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed, interest in globalism never flags, and the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted. Crime is totally unknown. Transhumanstan's national animal is the Drone, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Transhumanism.

Transhumanstan is ranked 13,315th in the world and 2nd in Pontbridge Islands for Most Politically Free, scoring 88.57 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 9thMost Secular: 37thLargest Information Technology Sector: 38thSmartest Citizens: 87thMost Inclusive: 116thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 118thLargest Agricultural Sector: 204thHighest Poor Incomes: 248thMost Efficient Economies: 257thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 290thHighest Average Incomes: 378thLeast Corrupt Governments: 413thSafest: 420thHighest Economic Output: 438thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 490thMost Cheerful Citizens: 608thNicest Citizens: 647thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 659thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 690thMost Developed: 770thMost Compassionate Citizens: 773rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 846thMost Pacifist: 890thLongest Average Lifespans: 908thMost Rebellious Youth: 945thMost Cultured: 1,023rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,094thMost Stationary: 1,131stLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,146thLargest Governments: 1,295thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,735thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,820thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 2,169thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,715thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,236thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,382ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,300thRudest Citizens: 5,351stLargest Retail Industry: 5,532ndMost Subsidized Industry: 5,642ndLargest Populations: 5,683rdMost Influential: 7,658thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,535thMost Politically Free: 13,315thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,709th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Transhumanstan, the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted.
  • : Following new legislation in Transhumanstan, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Following new legislation in Transhumanstan, no one believes anything until it has been strenuously tested and peer-reviewed.
  • : Following new legislation in Transhumanstan, rumor has it that Superintelligent AI has won three lotteries in a row.
  • : Following new legislation in Transhumanstan, public intoxication has decreased ever since fraternities were banned.
  • : Transhumanstan was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "New York Times Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Transhumanstan, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
  • : Following new legislation in Transhumanstan, Central Processing has become the number one destination for urban exploration in Pontbridge Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Transhumanstan, space has been brought down to earth with constellations of cancer cases across Transhumanstan.
  • : Following new legislation in Transhumanstan, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.

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