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The Most Serene State of Transisrael

“That who does not kneel to God will fall under Him” Empress Alona II

Category: Mother Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Economy:
Powerhouse
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner

Location: 10000 Islands

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Transisrael

Population2.85 billion

CapitalJerusalem
LeaderEmpress Alona II
FaithJudaism

CurrencyTransisraeli Shekel
AnimalSeraphim

The Most Serene State of Transisrael is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Alona II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its public floggings, prohibition of alcohol, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 2.85 billion Transisraelis are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jerusalem. The average income tax rate is 47.9%.

The powerhouse Hebrew economy, worth 306 trillion Transisraeli Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 107,663 Transisraeli Shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.4 times as much as the poorest.

The new universal healthcare system has been dubbed Empress Alona II-care by its detractors, the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports, glassy-eyed Hebrew wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command, and Transisraelis incessantly needle their doctors for relief. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Transisrael's national animal is the Seraphim, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Judaism.

Transisrael is ranked 40,847th in the world and 519th in 10000 Islands for Highest Poor Incomes, with 48,505.19 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
5%
Most Influential: 4,317thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,918thMost Devout: 11,290thMost Inclusive: 12,685thHighest Food Quality: 12,893rdMost Cultured: 13,085thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,093rdTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 15,556thHealthiest Citizens: 16,654thBest Weather: 17,093rdMost Beautiful Environments: 17,353rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 17,780thLargest Retail Industry: 18,081stLongest Average Lifespans: 19,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 19,439thLargest Black Market: 20,263rdMost Patriotic: 22,198thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,519thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,853rdNicest Citizens: 23,202ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,933rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24,041stMost Compassionate Citizens: 25,449thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 26,168th
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10%
Most Devout: 99th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Transisrael, Transisraelis incessantly needle their doctors for relief.
  • : Transisrael was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and the Top 10% for Most Extensive Public Healthcare and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Transisrael lodged a message on the 10000 Islands Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Transisrael, glassy-eyed Hebrew wives lifelessly chant "I love you" on command.
  • : Following new legislation in Transisrael, the government is spending more on exports to Brasilistan than it's receiving from tariffs on the imports.
  • : Following new legislation in Transisrael, the new universal healthcare system has been dubbed Empress Alona II-care by its detractors.
  • : Transisrael lodged a message on the A Taco Archipelago Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Transisrael, toilet paper is considered a non-essential item in the embargo against Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Transisrael, the nightly news reports prosaically on the government blindly throwing money at despotic kidnappers.
  • : Transisrael lodged a message on the A Taco Archipelago Regional Message Board.

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