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The Stardew Valley Rainbow of Trashsylvania

“You can't have a rainbow without a little rain :-)”

Category: Capitalizt
Civil Rights:
Superb
Economy:
Imploded
Political Freedoms:
Very Good

Regional Influence: Minnow

Location: Osiris

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Trashsylvania

Population29.407 billion

CapitalSunny Day Double Rainbow
LeaderDan Junior

CurrencySunbeam
AnimalSunbird

The Stardew Valley Rainbow of Trashsylvania is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Dan Junior with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 29.407 billion Trashsylvanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, liberal, pro-business individuals is solely concerned with Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sunny Day Double Rainbow. Income tax is unheard of.

The large but stagnant Trashsylvanian economy, worth 265 trillion Sunbeams a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is 9,017 Sunbeams, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 48,809 per year while the poor average 861, a ratio of 56.7 to 1.

Drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, most academic research has ground to a halt, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches, and tabloids coo over Dan Junior's expected child. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Trashsylvania's national animal is the Sunbird, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Trashsylvania is ranked 210,108th in the world and 7,521st in Osiris for Longest Average Lifespans, with 21.83 Years.

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Highest Crime Rates: 51stMost Armed: 77thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 134thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 193rdMost Rebellious Youth: 306thFattest Citizens: 339thMost Avoided: 443rdLowest Overall Tax Burden: 571stRudest Citizens: 789thTop
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Largest Populations: 2,170thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,925thMost Cultured: 5,299thMost Secular: 5,547thNudest: 5,774thTop
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Highest Drug Use: 11,275thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 15,496thMost Pro-Market: 17,774thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 21,025th
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Highest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 9th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 12th in the regionMost Avoided: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 57th in the regionTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 114th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 157th in the regionMost Secular: 223rd in the regionMost Cultured: 245th in the regionNudest: 245th in the regionTop
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 395th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 510th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 520th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Trashsylvania, tabloids coo over Dan Junior's expected child.
  • : Following new legislation in Trashsylvania, the "right of sanctuary" stops police pursuit into temples and churches.
  • : Following new legislation in Trashsylvania, most academic research has ground to a halt.
  • : Following new legislation in Trashsylvania, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art.
  • : Following new legislation in Trashsylvania, the first test of a good kindergartener is the quality of the sponge-baths they give.
  • : Following new legislation in Trashsylvania, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food.
  • : Following new legislation in Trashsylvania, traveller camps regularly block five-lane superhighways.
  • : Following new legislation in Trashsylvania, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Sunny Day Double Rainbow Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Trashsylvania, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts.
  • : Following new legislation in Trashsylvania, people often complain that they're going in circuitous routes all the time.

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