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The Kingdom of Treadwellia

“Mmph mmph!” Tubbius

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Political Freedoms:

Regional Influence: Truckler

Location: Lazarus



Population16.417 billion

CapitalPiggy Cliff

CurrencyGold Tummy

The Kingdom of Treadwellia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Tubbius with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, otherworldly petting zoo, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.417 billion Tubbians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piggy Cliff. The average income tax rate is 96.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Tubbian economy, worth a remarkable 6,093 trillion Gold Tummies a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 371,167 Gold Tummies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,435,323 per year while the poor average 65,862, a ratio of 21.8 to 1.

Dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Treadwellia, baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward, fathers are free to sell their daughters to whomever they choose, and almost half of the child population live rough on the streets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Treadwellia's national animal is the pig, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tubbianism.

Treadwellia is ranked 150,507th in the world and 5,241st in Lazarus for Longest Average Lifespans, with 22.83 Years.

Most Subsidized Industry: 2ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5thMost Devout: 21stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 30thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 45thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 59thMost Ignorant Citizens: 63rdMost Corrupt Governments: 75thFattest Citizens: 78thLargest Black Market: 126thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 310thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 363rdMost World Assembly Endorsements: 418thLargest Mining Sector: 552ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 570thMost Primitive: 603rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 702ndMost Avoided: 725thHighest Average Incomes: 753rdMost Influential: 777thMost Cultured: 841stHighest Economic Output: 1,003rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,258thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,305thTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 1,512thLargest Governments: 1,702ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,551stMost Efficient Economies: 2,562ndLowest Crime Rates: 2,881stHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,935thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,291stMost Conservative: 5,834thMost Pacifist: 6,816thLargest Gambling Industry: 7,483rdTop
Most Stationary: 7,641stLargest Populations: 7,990thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,814thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 12,676th
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 3rd in the regionFattest Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 28th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Cultured: 32nd in the regionMost Primitive: 32nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 37th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 44th in the regionTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 58th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 74th in the regionLargest Governments: 84th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 94th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Stationary: 155th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 158th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 164th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 167th in the regionMost Conservative: 197th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 225th in the regionLargest Populations: 250th in the regionTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 340th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 351st in the regionMost Pacifist: 381st in the regionMost Extreme: 498th in the region

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