The Holy Empire of Tree Folk is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 533 million Tree Folkians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Tree Folkian economy, worth 29.6 trillion Pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 55,556 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nude art is becoming wildly popular, interest in globalism never flags, excessive wheelchair ramps on government buildings have been compared to theme park attractions, and pregnant hitchhikers with signs requesting rides to "competent care" are a common sight on Tree Folkian roads. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tree Folk's national animal is the Pet Rock, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Tree Folk is ranked 157,070^th in the world and 6,551^st in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.49 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.