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The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier

“To Shape the World is to be Immortal”

Category: Capitalizt
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Regional Influence: Apprentice

Location: Wysteria



Population36.825 billion

CapitalThe Bunker
LeaderKhushal Khan

AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Insatiable Economic Hitmen of Tremalkier is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Khushal Khan with an even hand, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, digital currency, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 36.825 billion Tremalkians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Environment and Social Policy not funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Bunker. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremalkierian economy, worth an astonishing 29,294 trillion Crowns a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Gambling, and Uranium Mining. Average income is a breathtaking 795,507 Crowns, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,421,096 per year while the poor average 7,537, a ratio of 984 to 1.

Homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, jaywalkers are condemned to lives of poverty for their heinous crimes, and citizens who leave the country are officially classed as traitors. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Tremalkier's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is La´citÚ.

Tremalkier is ranked 45th in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Largest Mining Sector, scoring 68,323.9 on the Blue Sky Asbestos Index.

Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thMost Armed: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thHighest Crime Rates: 16thLargest Gambling Industry: 18thHighest Disposable Incomes: 18thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stHighest Economic Output: 21stFattest Citizens: 32ndHighest Average Incomes: 34thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 36thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 37thMost Avoided: 37thLargest Mining Sector: 45thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 47thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 51stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 54thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 55thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 59thLargest Insurance Industry: 69thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 71stRudest Citizens: 73rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 75thMost Efficient Economies: 114thLargest Agricultural Sector: 123rdLargest Populations: 127thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 175thMost Stationary: 225thLargest Retail Industry: 324thSmartest Citizens: 393rdLargest Publishing Industry: 589thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 627thMost Rebellious Youth: 741stLargest Information Technology Sector: 836thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 1,926thLargest Black Market: 4,227thMost Influential: 6,657thMost Cultured: 7,104thMost Pro-Market: 8,103rdTop
Most Secular: 9,223rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 10,116thNudest: 13,160thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,587th
Rudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 3rd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3rd in the regionMost Stationary: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 6th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 6th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the region

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