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The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan

“Faith sets you free” Colonel Lance Degraff

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Some
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Regional Influence: Page

Location: the South Pacific

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Tremulistan

Population22.232 billion

CapitalTremulehr
LeaderColonel Lance Degraff
FaithFundamentalism

CurrencyNob
AnimalBonobo Monkey

The Desert Hellhole of Tremulistan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Colonel Lance Degraff with an iron fist, and renowned for its compulsory vegetarianism, ritual sacrifices, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 22.232 billion Tremulistanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tremulehr. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Tremulistanian economy, worth a remarkable 5,519 trillion Nobs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 248,285 Nobs, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Colonel Lance Degraff to meetings with foreign heads of state, major boxing matches are held in government buildings, and the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Tremulistan's national animal is the Bonobo Monkey, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Fundamentalism.

Tremulistan is ranked 205,747th in the world and 7,640th in the South Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -58.48 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 188thMost Ignorant Citizens: 238thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 358thMost Devout: 417thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 530thLargest Mining Sector: 549thLargest Insurance Industry: 659thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 668thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 674thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 753rdFattest Citizens: 767thMost Avoided: 901stMost Stationary: 942ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,055thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,279thMost Primitive: 1,357thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,373rdHighest Economic Output: 1,528thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,625thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2,061stTop
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Most Influential: 2,158thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,234thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,459thHighest Average Incomes: 3,446thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,228thLargest Populations: 4,981stLargest Black Market: 5,270thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,085thLowest Crime Rates: 7,876thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13,653rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 14,238thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,484thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,910thMost Efficient Economies: 17,609thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,788th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Devout: 9th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 19th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 22nd in the regionMost Avoided: 22nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 23rd in the regionMost Stationary: 23rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 26th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 29th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionLargest Populations: 46th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 53rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 60th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionMost Primitive: 74th in the regionTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 93rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 99th in the regionLargest Black Market: 163rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 223rd in the regionMost Influential: 246th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 312th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 317th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 403rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 421st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 461st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 513th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 519th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 689th in the regionMost Armed: 722nd in the regionLargest Governments: 723rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 728th in the regionRudest Citizens: 728th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Tremulistan was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Father Knows Best State".
  • : Tremulistan was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Corporis Doctrina.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, major boxing matches are held in government buildings.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Colonel Lance Degraff to meetings with foreign heads of state.
  • : Following new legislation in Tremulistan, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program.
  • : Tremulistan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Tremulistan was reclassified from "Corporate Police State" to "Compulsory Consumerist State".
  • : Tremulistan was endorsed by The Guy Who Got Zero Votes of Briteannia.

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