The Republic of Triceratop is a huge, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 815 million Triceratopians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 34.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Triceratopian economy, worth 36.7 trillion Triceroes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 44,984 Triceroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The army's use of chemical weapons leaves a bad taste in the mouth, the nation is currently revamping its entire education system, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and the government is a proud sponsor of the National Gaming Association. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Triceratop's national animal is the Triceratop.

Triceratop is ranked 219,179^th in the world and 8,457^th in Osiris for Nudest, with 97 cheeks per square mile.